I was standing beside the breakfast table yesterday, taking a few moments to chat with my younger brothers before heading off to work, when Josiah, my pudgy-faced youngest brother, took it upon himself to offer a professional critique of my accessorizing:
Josiah: “Thea, those earrings that you have on look kind of like fish.”
Mom: “Yeah? But they’re definitely Christian fish.”
Me: “Yeah, Siah, I call these guys “Icky,” short for Ichthus, so they’re definitely Christian.”
Josiah pondered this thoughtfully for a moment, ruminating philosophically on a mouthful of toast. He blinked, stuck out his chin, and offered us this interesting bit of information:
“I have three goldfish. Two of them are Christians.”
Me: “Siah, that’s impossible. If you had fish, they’d be dead, fo shuah.”
Josiah: *horrified gasp* “How can you say that?!! You mean they’re lukewarm in the faith?!!”
The conversation went downhill from there...
2 comments:
wow, I think Squirty's scripture knowledge has improved since i left. lol.
i vote you update again. :)
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