So there are a number of important questions that I've been asking myself this semester. But two are especially pressing, given recent events here in Lynchburg:

First of all, should I be concerned that when someone flushes a toilet on campus, the water pressure in the nearest drinking fountain is significantly reduced?

Secondly, if two people are running down a very long flight of stairs together, and the second one falls into the first, creating a domino effect, how does one ensure that he lands on top when the final destination is ultimately reached?

Oh, the mental agonies! College brains are ill-equipped to wrestle with such deep, meaningful, and impactful questions (the second question being especially impactful).