Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Two Heads are...Better than One?

Somewhere in her many global trottings, my lovely sister picked up some new games. And one of them was sort of a He Said/She said type of thing, where one person writes down a name, folds down the top of the slip of paper, and passes it to the next person, who writes down another name, and then repeats the process until the little epistle contains the name of a boy, the name of a girl, the location in which they encounter each other, what he said, and what she said, and finally, what happened as a result.

We had the better part of the Beaty family playing this lovely game during the past two days on several different occasions, and some of the results were most remarkable.


For example:


Joel Flage

and Susan B. Anthony

met in Athens, Greece

and he said, "Well, am I ever pleased to meet you!"

she said "Touch me and I'll bite you!"

So they just sat pondering their wonderful new relationship.


Santa Claus

met Liv Tyler

on top of Old Smoky

he said, "How about a date?!"

She said, "you have got to be kidding!"

So he flanged her down 70 times 7...


Ben Beaty (my brother)

and Laura Kulp (his mother-in-law)

met at a computer store

and he said, "Darling, I have an important question!"

and she said, "Can it, Bucky!"

so they went dancing on the roof of someone's house.


An old German farmer

and Taylor Swift

met in her grandfather's safe

and he said, "Turn on the lights! I can't see."

and she said, "Oh! You have a wonderful smile."

and then they had to spend five years in counseling.


Al Capone

and Cinderella

met while scuba diving

and he said, "I need a beer."

and she said, "Oh boy, I'm not sure what to think!"

so they stepped on a mine and were blown to a beautiful alien planet.


You never realize how many inside family jokes exist until you start playing a game like this with your siblings...heh. Think what we'd be missing if we all truly could only live in the moment and there were no such thing as short-term or long-term memory...

Friday, December 25, 2009

There are so very many things to love about Christmas breaks!

Not the least of these would be a small nephew, who, in his rapid march towards an antiquated state, will be attaining the impressive age of 12 months two days from today.



This charming young individual adds huge amounts of interest to life in general, and he's mostly a joy to be around. Except for when one happens to be unfortunate enough as to upset the little man...he has a rather interesting habit of roaring indignantly with mouth opened to approximately the size of a small hippopotamus as he lunges forward to bite the nose of the offending relative/former friend. Typically this results only from a food-related offense, though, so--we just don't take his cookies away from him, and then it's all good.

On another note, though, the days at home have been a lovely break from the routine of academia. It's been an opportunity to step back, to take stock and evaluate, and to see some things from a new perspective. And sometimes that's a really humbling experience, because more often than I care to admit, I'm guilty of things that I can't exactly look back at with pride. This whole growing-up-and-taking-responsibility-for-my-own-actions thing is sometimes painful, sometimes embarrassing, and other times just plain ol' overwhelming...but I am every day more thankful for the grace of a God who loves unconditionally and is not only capable but willing to redeem my mistakes.

Today I read a really well-written article by Nathan Zacharias that dealt with the topic of failure and our Biblical response to it, and he said a couple of things that particularly resonated with me this week. He writes:

"...when faced with failure, the road to recovery can't be taken until I first recognize that I need to recover in the first place. So in those painful moments of realizing what I've just done, it's important that I take heart in the fact that feeling that emotion of regret in the first place is a major part of the battle in overcoming my failure.

After some of life's breakdowns, it's tempting to throw in the towel on what the future holds. Sometimes I think that we've messed up so badly that God will never be able to use me to do any good. That thought, though, warns me that I'm seriously underestimating the redemptive power of Christ."

It's the thought of the redemptive power of Christ that gives me hope even on the days when I feel a little overwhelmed by the sad lack of Christ-like character which appears to plague many of us who call ourselves Christians.

So as I finish out 2009, surrounded by those I love best (who are exceptionally special simply because they know what a dork I am and choose to still love me anyway!), my prayer is that God would give each of us the grace and the strength to live by the truth that we know, the humility to admit that we don't know it all, the strength to face our mistakes, own them, and allow God to redeem them, and the character to accept, cherish, and forgive those who are at different places in their journey than we are.

May God bring about a revival, and may He begin it in my heart...

Monday, December 7, 2009

I distinctly remember beginning this year with the honorable aspiration to update my blog at least once every two weeks. Which does not explain why, nearly an entire semester later, I have only managed to update the aforementioned blog a grand total of…two times. Shameful.

Virginia is blissfully warm compared to the weather that those of you in the northern states must be experiencing on a regular basis. I do not apologize for this fact, but I do extend my heartfelt sympathies to those of you who live with snow out of necessity rather than love. ;-)

During the past several weeks, I have been continually reminded of how blessed I am to a) live in a warm state, b) have amazing family and friends both near and far, and c) be serving such an awesomely faithful and gracious God.

One day last week in my Economics class, our teacher was solemnly discussing with us the most recent statistics on divorce in the United States. He and his lovely wife have been involved in pre-marital counseling for almost two decades, and they have a great deal of conglomerate wisdom. He was explaining to us the importance of a couple discussing their money matters together as a couple, and he told us all in a very solemn tone indeed that if we were considering marrying someone, and that person happened to refuse to discuss their finances, we should most definitely seek a new potential spouse and drop that girl/guy like a hot potato. We all nodded dutifully, very much impressed by his profound wisdom and experience in this matter.

We then began to discuss then the struggles of relationships in general, and he made the comment to our class that out of the five girls in our class, one of us would most likely not marry, statistically speaking. Ashley’s hand shot up: “That’ll be me!” she blurted. “I just want to live alone in a house with my fish forever.”

We rolled our eyes, knowing that it had been only a few months since she ended her last dating relationship. The teacher smiled, and shook his head, bemused by the impetuosity of college women.

Then he turned to the class, and asked very slowly, “But really, guys, what do you think the number one cause of divorce is in the United States?”

Ashley’s hand shot up again: “Marriage!” she announced energetically.

We laughed. Very hard. For a very long time. But she’s kinda right. And so, I thought to myself of how grateful I am that my parents were willing to take that risk…and to make it work! Woohoo!

I love you, Mom and Dad!

Saturday, August 29, 2009

In our Evangelism class this afternoon, we took a look at Joshua chapter 7, and spent some time thinking about how this passage applies to the lives of college students. And I came away thinking, for the umpteenth time, ‘Wow. There is SOO much hidden in each and every passage of Scripture…how do I keep forgetting that?!’

Joshua 7 is chronicling the story of Achan, and takes place directly after Joshua 6 (no duh, eh?! oh, how exciting…numerical order is such a beautiful thing) where Jericho falls to the Israelites…and so the Israelites have just come off of this tremendous, amazing victory…and they get comfortable, and maybe a little cocky. And there’s this little town called Ai, and they think, pht, we’ll just send a few guys up there to wipe these dudes out, and we’re all good…sweet thing we’re such a powerful, imposing military force, right, Joshua? Woot, woot! And maybe there were a few congratulatory chest thumps…and then they were off. Only they didn’t wipe Ai off the map. And at the end of the day, thirty-six Israelite men had been killed in a battle where they probably didn’t expect to have even a single casualty. What happened?!

As we discussed the passage, there were a few (ok, maybe more than a few...I am SO far from succint on these things, alas!) key take-away questions that we came up with…things that we need to be asking ourselves every single day, and questions which, if unasked, can lead to Ai situations in our own lives. And because these questions made me think critically about who I am today, where I’m headed, and what God’s plan might be for my future, I’m posting them for you…and hoping that at least one of them challenges you to sit back and think about your purpose on this quirky planet, and about how awesome our God is.

So here we go, with additional blonde commentary in red italics, which does not mean it was divinely inspired:

1. Have you relaxed and let down your guard? Are you vigilant even in the “easy” times…when everything is going well? And what do you do in your free time? What does/should that tell you about where your heart is?

2. Have you underestimated or failed to recognize the “real” enemy? Am I willfully mislabeling sin in my life in order to pretend everything is all good? Or am I “fighting the good fight” on the forefront while allowing an ungodly friend or unhealthy relationship to sabotage me from behind?

A poignant demonstration of the phrase "Unequally yoked." Sorry. I really couldn't resist when I found this photo...

3. Have you lost track of your vision and purpose in life—to follow Him regardless of the cost? Am I so sidetracked by “ministry opportunities” or so busy flitting from here to there socializing that I’m drifting all over in my spiritual life? Am I living with vision?


4. Have you focused too much on pleasing yourself rather than God? When I hear myself speak, how often does the word “me” or “I” come into that conversation?!

5. Have you passed the buck of responsibility by playing the “Blame Game”? Am I owning up to my problems, and am I willing to take responsibility for my faults and make things right when I’ve blown it?

6. Have you forgotten the seriousness of sin? Do I grieve when I’m confronted with my own sin? Can I say with the broken-hearted humility of King David, after Samuel came to him regarding Bathsheba, “Wash me thoroughly from my iniquity, and cleanse me from my sin!”


7. Like Achan, have you chosen to disobey with no regard as to consequences? And do you care? Am I rebellious? Do I stubbornly live in the sinful pleasure of the moment in the face of Biblical mandate rather than requiring myself to live up to God’s standards?

8. Like Achan, have you forgotten the importance of accountability? Deified your own desires? Remember: you are hurting others. The correct question is not “is it hurting anyone?” but rather, “is it helping anyone?” You never sin in a vacuum…when you sin, you ALWAYS hurt other people, and there are ALWAYS eternal consequences. When I’m in a situation where my will and God’s will conflict…who wins?

9. Closing charge: If you do not want to become a statistic, if you want your life to count, you must seek purity and obedience. That is, dig the foundations for the pillars of your character deep. Protect your heart! Make up your mind to follow Christ—and then do it.


So yeah! That’s probably not any new information for most of you, but sometimes we forget—or at least, I forget—so this post was for me. Because it’s so imperative that we remember. :-)

Monday, August 24, 2009

Today was officially the last day before classes start for the fall semester! We're not sure if we're ready, but ready or not, here we come.

These two beautiful young women beside me in the photo below are my roommates, as we appeared two nights ago on an emergency ice-cream run to Coldstone at midnight: Gabriella, from Argentina, and Gina, from New York. What a hoot! I'm so blessed to have these two as my housemates for the next several months!


Gabriella and Gina again--amazing smiles, amazing women!
Shortly before our impromptu photo session, we were amusing ourselves by launching ice cubes across the parking lot with our straws...er, I was amusing myself. They were watching, and pretending I was mentally stable, which was nice of them.
You know how those nifty round ice cubes that you get in an iced coffee from Coldstone have holes in the middle? Yeah. They do. And if you stick a drinking straw through the hole, and flick your wrist just right, you can really make those ice cubes fly.
However, when I launched my last one, it landed next to a yellow jeep which was parked some 30 feet away from us. At the precise moment that my icecube hit the pavement beside the left front tire, all of its lights started flashing like crazy, and it started making odd grunting sounds, as though having some sort of gastrointestinal difficulties which are apparently experienced only by jeeps.
Gabby and Gina's jaws hit the pavement, and I confess I was more than a little flabbergasted myself. Seriously? An ice cube sets off that thing's security alarms?!
It was then that we noticed the portly little man emerging from the shadows, wielding an ice cream cone in one pudgy hand and a car remote in the other...

Monday, August 10, 2009

Today was officially the last Sunday I will spend in Central Wisconsin for a long while, and I'm not precisely sure how I feel about this fact. However, it appears that my feelings don't really factor into the equation at the moment, because plans have been laid, and Lord willing, aforementioned plans shall be executed in due fashion, meaning that Thea and Assorted Junk will be moving out of Beaty House and into Possibly Messy Dorm Room in rather short order...Liberty U, here we come.

This afternoon, however, as part of the home-leaving grieving process otherwise known as "bemoaning this rather soon departure in the company of friends," I found myself sitting at a corner table in Wausau's illustrious King Buffet, eating soggy sushi and lovely white rice in the company of two friendly little Mexican dudes. One of them was moodily informing me that he would be so depressed after I left that he would probably kill himself...to which I replied that that would be a tragic and rather pointless waste of his perfectly good life, and that I could think of better things to die about...although I'm not sure how well that last point translated into Spanish. Oscar looked slightly mystified after I said it, but he didn't say anything in reply.

Instead, he looked down at his plate for a second just to make sure the lamb chops hadn't suddenly come to life, and then he leaned over and whispered,

"Thea, ¿sabes quien es San Pedro?" (Do you know who Saint Peter is?)

I looked at him blankly. "Sabes quien es San Pedro? ¿Qué clase de pregunta es esto? Um, yo sé que él está considerado ser un santo..." (What kind of a question is that? I know he's considered to be a saint...?)

He winked, and nodded towards the other side of the room.

"He's sitting right over there," he hissed to me in rapid Spanish.

I looked where Oscar had indicated with one eyebrow, and saw a veritable old sage of a chap with a long flowing gray beard and vacant light blue eyes, picking absent-mindedly at his sesame chicken and dribbling egg-drop soup down his whiskers as he conversed thoughtfully with his female companion.

"Oh my word, Oscar," I thought to myself, "I do believe you're right...we've found Saint Peter."

The waitress couldn't for the life of her figure out what we found so funny...

I think we all came home feeling full of soggy sushi...and vastly more socially well-rounded.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

They say that more is caught than taught.
Having early grasped and understood this important concept, my three younger brothers decided to invest some quality time in the process of teaching Nephew Brock music appreciation and fashion sense today while I was at work...the poor child.


It started out, as always, with the innocent victim sitting unsuspectingly in the armchair with an elfish expression on his cute face...

...at which point, Unc Trevor whisks the little man away to the piano, and shows him the fine art of banging the ivories...the harder the better...

...sometimes it's better to put your WHOLE body into things. At least, as much of it as you can fit up there...



...ooo. Camera. Shiny. Distracting...

Posing...losing interest in the music enlightenment session...

Time for a class in career options and fashion design! Brock was apparently lovin' the idea...

Career options?

...well, there's always the super cool punk/bum/loser/rabid Brewer's fan thing...

...or the cop thing? They arrest punk losers, I think? But Brock seemed uncertain that this was the career path God had chosen for his life...

...there is also the slightly creepy drugged-up-hippy-having-a-gender-identity-crisis look...but Brock was apparently not so much into that one either? Possibly just because he knew he could never pull it off in quite the same way as a certain uncle of his...



Josiah is now ready to become a member of Mall Security here in Wausau. He'll fit right in.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Romania

It has been nearly two weeks since I returned from Europe, and I feel as though I ought to try to put some sense of this experience into words and photographs for you, my esteemed readership, although inevitably, I shall fail to capture the full essence of this journey, the impact of which I am still attempting to process myself.

I begin with Romania. It’s difficult for me to convey a sense of my impression of this beautiful country, but let me try. This is an excerpt from my journal, penned as I rode the bus (shared with many sleepy, unsmiling Romanians and two very loud, very much not-sleepy parakeets) through eight thought-provoking hours of Romanian countryside between Iasi and Bucharest:

“Today, I leave Romania, filled with an odd combination of longing, sorrow, great joy, and mystified curiosity. Words fail me as I attempt to capture the overwhelming sense of richness comingled with abject poverty which permeates every corner of this land. This is a nation of extremes, of strange contradictions which are somehow correlated and even complimentary to each other.

It is a country which is developing, and yet underdeveloped. It is progressive, and yet backwards. There is much here for which to give thanks, and yet I seldom see a smiling face upon the streets of her cities. There is much freedom, and yet also much oppression. There is mirth here, but little true joy. There is godliness, but I think that often, it is crippled by legalism and unsound doctrine within the church.

This is a country where old men ride their bicycles on the highway alongside semi-trailers moving at 110 kilometers per hour...where the dead horse of some unlucky peasant lies in the ditch alongside the road which carries Smart cars to and fro. This is a nation where abject poverty and luxurious lifestyles are juxtaposed on the same street, side by side...



...where traffic is hopelessly disorganized, and parking is an abominable jungle of hapless chaos, but where transportation is never THAT much of a problem, because there’s always something that can get you from point A to point B, even if it’s just somebody’s donkey.



This is a country where it takes 3 hours to eat in a restaurant because the service is so slow...and yet somehow, it’s all good, because it forces you to appreciate and enjoy those you’re sharing your meal with that day.

Romania is full of deeply religious people—who live in darkness and misery. It is full of brilliant, educated people who think that knowledge itself is the end rather than a means to an end. It is filled with backwards theories that have long gone unchallenged...but its people are striving to carve a living for themselves out of a harsh reality, dying to be loved in a post-Communist culture which, until recently, sought to destroy natural human affection.

The scars of Communism run deep in Romania. They have come far, but they have a much greater distance to bridge than that which has been crossed already. May God be merciful as they continue this process."


One of the highlights of this sojourn across the pond was the opportunity to spend two beautiful weeks in fellowshipping with my incredible, talented, sweet, Godly, lovely (and very much loved) younger sister, Michelle.



She not only rescued me every time I got lost in Iasi, she also graciously let me camp out in her room, introduced me to her friends, accompanied me everywhere, shooed away rabid dogs, and fended off creepy Romanian dweebs, as the need arose.


(You didn't believe me about the dweebs part, did you? Heh.)

Some of my most meaningful memories, though, were the incredibly special hours that we spent praying together, studying the Word, and speaking an unintelligible language which I can only refer to as Sister. I adore this woman, and consider myself immeasurably blessed to have her as my sister. Woohoo!



I had a blast traipsing around Iasi, taking in the sights, sounds, and smells (wonderful and otherwise) of this fascinating city.

We spent two days apartment hunting, accompanied by a very exuberant ReMax agent who told us very frankly that his English “was broke!” which is presumably why he chose to converse with us primarily in Romanian. For some odd reason, he would always look at me when he spoke, despite the fact that we’d told him several times that I don’t speak Romanian, and I—not comprehending a word—would simply nod, and say, “Da, da, da!” understandingly...until there was a lull in the conversation long enough for me to lean over to Michelle and hiss, “What on earth did he just say?!”

We had a great deal of fun clowning around for the camera with the cute Kosobucki gals—miss them all!







This last one was simply to prove that Lydia doesn't ALWAYS manage to look angelic, although she manages to do so at least 95% of the time...


Had a blast at the bridal shower for a lovely Romanian bride-to-be! We discovered that our dressmaking skills are in need of slight refining, so it’s fortunate for her (the poor dear on the right) that we’re not the ones responsible for putting together her bridal gown, as both suggested styles were slightly more suggestive of a car accident than a wedding?



...saw lots of beautiful volumes which are peddled like this on the streets here—but was unable to make much out of the Romanian, sadly.



This was the amphitheater, just down the road from our house...it stood above a truly lovely garden, which was just above a quaint little house, which once belonged to a famous Romanian poet. There was a not-quite-so-charming outhouse in the back.



We spent several lazy afternoons in the parks, where children (wearing hats to guard against we’re-not-exactly-sure-what deadly illnesses) come with their parents or grandparents to feed the pigeons...or stomp on the pigeons, depending on the kid.




...there is so much more that I could say, but it would be unfair to keep you here forever, and thus, I conclude. I would hope that this has been a glimpse—enough perhaps to give you a sense, and new respect for, and a deeper appreciation for the beauty and the struggle of the country that we call Romania...

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Sea of Faces...

I was at WalMart tonight--just because I could be. And as I was meandering around through all those nifty, exciting little mazes erected by bored WalMart employees for the confusion of the average American customer, I confess that I was deeply fascinated by my fellow human beings...

Thea, I thought to myself, You have to admit that super markets and shopping malls are a brilliant concept--where else would one have the opportunity to see such a diverse group of humanity thrown together in one giant, hurried mass of intriguingly chaotic activity?

A big, burly black woman had parked her heavily-laden grocery cart in front of the banana stand, where she was deeply engrossed in searching for a perfect specimen of the banana variety. I wondered briefly if perhaps she were one of those open-minded individuals who kept a pet monkey at home--but then I took a good look at the gorgeous, curly-haired little person in the front of her cart as he determinedly kicked the side of the lobster tank with one foot just to perturb the amphibious occupants, and I had to admit the monkey theory was improbable.

Just to the left of this commanding dame and her young charge was a puffy little man with a round, white face. His stomach sagged in a way that was highly suggestive of too many jelly donuts, and his empty expression was nicely set off by strands of greasy gray hair which straggled across his forehead in unkempt wisps.

Over in the produce section, a group of Egyptian foreign exchange students were carrying on a lively debate in Arabic as they passed a green pepper curiously from one person to the next, cocking their heads thoughtfully as they attempted to discern exactly what type of tropical fruit this might be.

Everywhere I looked, there were people: big ones, little ones, happy ones, sad ones, skinny ones, fat ones. All of them had faces (what a relief, eh?); all of us were members of the same species, and yet, as I watched, I was struck by how very different each person was from the next. Every face tells a story that is constantly developing, made up of the fascinating minutiae of everyday lives, and every story is different.

The green-pepper-wielding Egyptians smiled and waved, and I waved back, marveling to myself at how much power is held in something as simple as a smile.

I started thinking about faces then...because some people have lovely faces, and some people...just have faces. And I think, deep down, that God probably did that to help us understand that it's not the face that's important...it's everything that's behind the face that really matters.

I left with a new appreciation for the toothless grin of the shriveled little greeter at the door...

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Sometimes the lyrics of a song capture the cry of your heart better than you possibly could articulate it yourself...and Downhere has done a fantastic job of expressing both the hope, confusion, redemptive power, and overwhelming sense of inadequacy and insufficiency that are a part of the incredible privilege of walking with Jesus Christ. This song, "Here I Am," has blessed me so much during the past year:

Sometimes Your calling comes in dreams,
Sometimes it comes in the Spirit's breeze.
You reach for the deepest hope in me,
And call out for the things of eternity.

But I'm a man of dust and stains,
You move in me, so I can say:

Here I am. Lord, send me.
All of my life, I make an offering.
Here I am. Lord, send me.
Somehow my story is a part of Your plan,
Here I am.

When setbacks and failures, and upset plans
Test my faith and leave me with empty hands,
Are You not the closest when it's hardest to stand?
I know that You will finish what You began.

And these broken parts You will redeem
Become the song that I can sing:

Here I am. Lord, send me.
All of my life, I make an offering.
Here I am. Lord, send me.
Somehow my story is a part of Your plan,
Here I am.

Overwhelmed by the thought of my weakness
And the fear that I'll fail You in the end...
In this mess, I'm just one of the pieces,
I can't put this together—but You can.

So here I am. Lord, send me!
All of my life, I make an offering.
Here I am. Lord, send me.
Somehow my story is a part of Your plan...
Here I am.

Here I Am, all my life an offering to You, to You...
Somehow my story is a part of Your plan—
Here I am.

Sunday, March 22, 2009



The crash of a single wave upon the shores of an ocean is caused not by a solitary drop of water flying in solo from a haunted location out in the middle of the sea, but by the combined force of millions of droplets joining together, writhing and swelling and growing ever larger as they rush furiously inland to spend themselves upon a surface which is both indifferent and unforgiving—one which will send them remorselessly back to the obscure watery world from whence they came.

At times, the contents of the mind are something akin to the waters of an ocean, and ideas may be birthed not from a single thought, but from a succession of thoughts which come from entirely different perspectives, all converging upon a single central point at which they comingle and thereafter continue boiling along furiously in the same direction…

Something of that sort occurred Saturday: there were a number of separate events which—like individual water droplets—seemed completely unrelated at the time they came to be, and yet all of which fit together somehow in the theoretical realm to form an idea—a wave, metaphorically speaking—and one which continues to churn the metaphorical krill in my own private ocean.

To begin, as I was driving to town Saturday morning, I overheard a fascinating conversation between a radio talk-show host and his guest as they discussed the evolution of the modern robot—how recent technology allows robots to sense and respond to emotion, to meet and hold a human gaze, to remember an individual’s name, to carry on basic conversation, and to care for the needs and wants of an assigned master, or series of masters. Incredible! In an eerie sort of way.

Do we need to care? I thought, scratching my head as I tried to determine whether there were any significant long-term implications to this bit of information. Turns out, there are.

According to the radio’s guest speaker, one of the reasons that people form relationships with pets or other humans is that they recognize and respond to the presence of a unique personality or “personhood” present in the other party. However, recent advances in technology have given us the ability to create an aura of “personhood” in an inanimate object—in short, to create a robot endowed with quasi-human emotional intelligence.

The implications of this are frightening. Why? Because it is a miniscule step from the point where we stand today to the point where we are creating inanimate objects to meet emotional needs—we want to produce technology that is capable of reaching out, touching us, responding to our feelings—in short, we want to produce a mechanical companion that is capable of taking the place of another human being: a machine which could give us a sense of being loved without the reality, a mechanism which creates the idea of companionship and camaraderie without requiring the sacrifice and selflessness necessary to build true community and maintain genuine fellowship, a contraption which has no true personality, but gives a convincing enough performance to lead people into forming emotional attachments to the “person” inside the robot—the one who doesn’t actually exist.



Would raising a robot family be easier than dealing with the human version of the family that God originally gave us? Probably. But the end result would be a generation of individuals devoid of Godly character and plagued by a devastating epidemic of isolation and loneliness on a scale never before experienced—and that is a horrific thought. We are called to be in relationships with people—not robots, not cell phones, not computers, Ipods, or television sets.

That was my visceral reaction to the story at the time, after which the thought dropped into the back corner of my mind to rest there with the dust bunnies until it had had time to ripen a little further.

Several hours later, as I walking through the woods with three fantastic young men whom I’m privileged to claim as my brothers, the comments of the talk show host and his guest came back to me again. As I listened to the animated conversation of three bright young masculine minds engaged in a verbal sparring match, I smiled.

“You can’t replace this. Ever. No matter how good the technology gets,” I thought, looking around at my brothers, “because relationships are made of what goes into them—blood, sweat, tears, shared memories, sacrificial love—these are the foundation of every solid friendship, of every healthy family tie.”

Somehow, the next thing that popped into my head was Facebook, and its accompanying rash of quasi-friendships: the kind where the school loser has 800 virtual “friends” and not a single person who will actually speak to him when they meet face-to-face.

“Is there such a big gap separating virtual friends from robotic friends?” I wondered quietly, watching as the boys pelted the nearest white birch with snowballs and then broke into cheers of “Hooray! I can hit the broad side of a barn!!”

When we got back from the woods, everyone dispersed, apparently drawn to separate parts of the house by some sort of undetectable osmotic pressure gradient. I settled on the couch to flip through the latest WORLD magazine in an attempt to acquaint myself with some of the foremost global news stories of the day.

One particularly thought-provoking article caught my attention—a well-written piece by Janie B. Cheaney entitled “Boastful Dunces: Post-literate college students reveal a ‘resentful incapacity.” It described modern college students’ shift to “post-literacy,” and painted a picture of students who, in the words of Cheaney, “display some characteristics of oral culture,” but “lack the mental disciplines of an oral culture,” leaving us with men and women “[whose] test-taking training in high school taught them to take note of dates, but not to make sense of how to use them.”



Cheaney says, “Though saturated with movies and TV, [such students] lack a basic notion of cause-and-effect and logical consequences basic to stories.

And they are impervious to correction, as if it never occurred to them that some of their ideas are wrong…a study conducted by researchers at UC-Irvine reveals a growing conviction among young adults that simply showing up in class and reading the assigned texts should earn a B at least, no matter what they actually remembered and learned…this may seem like too much self-confidence, but it’s just the opposite: Their confidence is not in self, but in outward criteria. A lower-than-expected grade is not a wake-up call for diligence but an alarm that their fragile self-esteem has been breached.

Another characteristic of oral cultures is an incomplete sense of self. At the dawn of the Middle Ages, Augustine of Hippo pioneered a new type of literature…his Confessions is the anatomy of a human soul that lost, then found, its way. Perhaps for that very reason, it is incomprehensible to [students]. Subject to an education system—and a parental style—that flatters their esteem but neglects their souls, they don’t have the capacity for honest soul-searching. Encouraged to be self-absorbed, they are anything but self-aware.

The task of the intellect…is to sharpen the ‘perceptual blur of reality.’ Blurry selves can only reflect a blurry world, and [some professors fear] that the future of most…students will be driven by gimmicks, devices, and fads rather than enduring principles.”


I finished reading, and thought, “Oh, this is great. We’re headed towards a generation of illiterate, indifferent individuals who think they’re entitled to everything they could possibly want just by virtue of the fact that they have graced the earth with their presence—a nation of individuals who may or may not be in love with robots, have no clue how to relate to each other, and frankly, don’t really give a rip, because they’re just waiting for the next Beanie Babies craze or worried about getting in on the latest fashion trends…sounds like something straight out of George Orwell’s ‘1984.’”

Hours later, I was sorting through paperwork up in my room while watching Kingdom of Heaven, a relatively recent (i.e. last seven years) film release which is set in the 12th century A.D. and portrays one man’s role in the Crusades which ravaged the Holy Lands. I don’t agree with all of the values and ideas put forth by the film, certainly, but one thing that very clearly stood out to me as I watched was the concept of purpose. Here were masses of men who had no clear-cut, individual plan or purpose, marching blindly into a war which they did not understand, willing to follow orders of any kind, free from any notion of conscience or moral principles that might have required them to think critically and act with conscientious deliberation. These men served as the foils for those who chose to act according to a higher law, regardless of the consequences.

As I watched this playing out on the screen, the idea that persistently came to me was that it was this—this visionary, purposeful, principled pursuit of what is Godly, of what is righteous, of what is truly good—it was this that we lack today. It is impossible to live for the moment and be swept away by every passing fad if we are choosing to purposefully view ourselves as part of a Divinely choreographed future in which we are destined to play a meaningful part.

However, from the little that I have seen of culture, and fashion, and trends, I would be inclined to say that the vast majority of people today have a severely limited or nonexistent concept of what it is to live with purpose, what it is to have vision for the future, and what it is to be so set on a single, God-ordained life goal that you become impervious to the shifting winds of societal change.

Somehow, then, each of these issues—the creation and possible societal integration of automated machines with human-like emotional intelligence, the production of an entire generation of self-absorbed, willfully-incompetent, belligerent young people, and an over-arching lack of vision, purpose, and principles—come together to form different sides of the same theoretical puzzle. It seems to me that perhaps the third problem lies at the root of the first and the second.

The harsh reality that we face, then, is that at some point in the not-so-distant future, key positions of leadership will be handed over to members of what today is the younger generation. God forbid that when that transition takes place, we be found incapable of reasoning intelligently, indifferent to and unaware of our own flaws and weaknesses, unable to maintain genuine community with our fellow human beings, and unwilling to step past our own selfish desires and passions enough to forego instant gratification of our whims in order to invest in the future of the next generation.

Now more than ever, Christian young people of this generation—and that means me, my friends, and our peers on a global scale—must bear living testimony to the fact that life has purpose beyond chasing the latest fad or finding new ways to gratify our desires: that we are here to serve an incredible, all-powerful living God wholeheartedly for the purpose of bringing Him greater glory. May we be found faithful!


Thursday, February 26, 2009

Overheard from the Kitchen Sink, Take 2...

I was standing beside the breakfast table yesterday, taking a few moments to chat with my younger brothers before heading off to work, when Josiah, my pudgy-faced youngest brother, took it upon himself to offer a professional critique of my accessorizing:

Josiah: “Thea, those earrings that you have on look kind of like fish.”

Mom: “Yeah? But they’re definitely Christian fish.”

Me: “Yeah, Siah, I call these guys “Icky,” short for Ichthus, so they’re definitely Christian.”

Josiah pondered this thoughtfully for a moment, ruminating philosophically on a mouthful of toast. He blinked, stuck out his chin, and offered us this interesting bit of information:

“I have three goldfish. Two of them are Christians.”

Me: “Siah, that’s impossible. If you had fish, they’d be dead, fo shuah.”

Josiah: *horrified gasp* “How can you say that?!! You mean they’re lukewarm in the faith?!!”

The conversation went downhill from there...

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Overheard from the Kitchen Sink

As I was washing up a few dishes after supper last night, I overheard Josiah talking to Mom out in the porch:
"Wow, the dog had really bad breath tonight! Yuck! But don't worry--I knocked him out with mine."

Yeah, well, thanks, bro. I'm totally getting you a bottle of mouthwash for Christmas.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Thursday morning, I was in a bit of a rush as I hurriedly rustled around the kitchen, throwing together a portable lunch to carry along to work.

Thea, I muttered to myself as I sawed off a slice of bread, you desperately need to work on this whole ‘scheduling-my-life’ thing...your scheduling, at this point, is pretty pathetic, as demonstrated by current time crunch...

I zipped over to the cupboard to find a plastic bag for the sandwich I had constructed. It wasn’t a work of art, by any stretch, but it would have to do. As I pulled the bag out of the cupboard, however, some writing on the front of it caught my eye. In big, black letters, scrawled boldly in permanent marker across the front, it read “Frankenstein’s Brain.”

I laughed.

There is only one explanation for this sort of thing at our house: Josiah.

Life would be so much less interesting without little brothers.

As I packed everything into the car and drove off into the sunrise, with my youngest brother’s fancy piece of artwork on the seat beside me, I was suddenly struck by a new side of the equation—one which I hadn’t really considered in the initial encounter.

My sandwich was, as far as I could tell, a simple combination of bread, cheese, and cold turkey. However, according to the bag, it was something entirely different. In fact, it was a bona fide specimen of cerebral tissue from the cranium of Frankenstein himself.

Such an incredible amount of power in labels! I mused, flicking my fingers thoughtfully against the steering wheel.

Just then, a massively overweight cat appeared on the right side of the road up ahead. He blinked intelligently at me, shook his whiskers slightly, and then hoisted his heavy self up out of the ditch with a prodigious effort.

You know, he’s kind of cute...for an obese critter. I cocked my head to match his, and grinned slightly.

I guess the grin scared him, because the next instant, that massively overweight cat was gallumping across the road right in front of my car as if he could feel the breath of Jack the Ripper on the fully erect hair that covered his ugly tail.

What a retarded animal! I found myself thinking, as I instinctively slammed on the brakes.

And then I laughed. “Speaking of the power in labels...there goes a case in point.”

Was the cat stupid? Possibly. But did my calling him stupid make him so? Most likely not. (And I don’t think he heard me, anyway.)

Did the magic marker on my bag transform my sandwich into Frankenstein’s brain? I’d like to think it didn’t...because I ate it.

But the bigger point that I was left to ponder during the next forty-five minutes of my drive was this:

As humans, we’re quick to slap labels on everything, and often, we construct neat categories into which we can put the people we meet.

“Oh,” someone will say knowingly, “I know why he’s like that! He’s from New York.” And we smile, and nod understandingly, because we all know how those New Yorkers are—they raise such strange breeds out on the East Coast!

“He’s Indian? And he’s a student? Ah, yes. Probably going for his doctorate. Those Indians are such a brilliant group!”

“She was the youngest child? Little wonder she’s spoiled. Probably explains the buck teeth, too.”

“Ah. A Methodist. Well, then, we really can’t be friends. I don’t work well with Methodists.”

“You’re reformed? And post-trib? You must be a Piperite!”

The list is truly endless, and the effects of labeling are as multitudinous as the labels themselves.

Too often, however, I fear that it is the act of categorizing itself which blinds us to the truly unique and significant aspects of the people who may cross our path. When I get hung up on the fact that my friend is of a different faith than I am, I allow a label to get in the way of relationship, and perhaps I rob both of us of the blessing that God intended for our friendship to bring. When I dismissively walk past the bum who is puffing on his filthy cigarette outside a rundown bicycle shop, I am missing the fact that here is a human being—a special creation made in the image of God—with deep emotional, spiritual, and physical needs.

As I parked the car and headed inside, my brain continued to turn over this concept of creative labeling.

“I need to give my labeling tendencies to God for revision,” I mumbled, twisting the key in the lock of the store’s front door.

After all, someone could look at me and think, ‘Wow, there goes a blonde...one who apparently eats Frankensteinian brains for lunch! That explains a lot.’

And they might be right. It probably does explain a lot. But it doesn’t explain everything. Because within every monster-brain consuming blonde, as well as every other individual on the planet, there is a uniquely designed human being created by an all-loving, all-powerful heavenly Father. And it’s that unique human being that we can’t afford to gloss over lightly.

The key clicked in the lock with a dull-sounding thud just then, and the door swung open. My day had begun. But as I crossed the threshold, and was greeted by the lovely smell of cinnamon, and lilacs, and newly-made paper, I offered up a silent prayer asking for the grace and wisdom to see the real person in each customer who would follow me through those doors.

And then I went to put Frankenstein’s brain in the refrigerator for safe keeping. Just because.

Thursday, January 22, 2009


My sweet younger sister, Michelle, left this morning for Romania. (Surprise!) Ok, we knew that was coming...but that still doesn’t make “goodbye” a happy word in my vocabulary. ;-)

It has been completely and totally wonderful to have her here for the past two weeks, and there were definitely many memorable moments—thank you so much to all the wonderful family and friends who made it all the more special!

I miss her already...phew, and it hasn’t even been a day. But I’m grateful to have such a sister, and grateful that God has provided this opportunity for her to learn, grow, and minister on the opposite side of the pond. Praying for you, Chelle.