Friday, March 25, 2016

Parenting Practice

One of the things that continues to amaze me about tiny humans is how they're capable of producing adult-sized bodily function noises despite their miniature proportions. Sometimes my amazement spills over into my adult conversations with my poor spouse:

Jon, texting from work: "Hey babe, what are you up to?"

"I'm sitting here reading pathophysiology and listening to our daughter fart like a man in the next room."

"Sounds about right..."

She also burps like a drunken sailor and squeals like a full-grown piggy when she feels that her tiny personage is not receiving adequate amounts of parental attention.

And what's super crazy? I LOVE it!

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